UPCOMING BIRTHDAYS(sept):
12th Sept-Shu Ting
29th Sept-Praveen
30th Sept-Alec

CLASS BIRTHDAYS
16th Jan-Kai Ee
18th Feb-Bi Wei
23rd Feb-Andre
24th Feb-Charissa
16th March-Martin
18th April-Soo Huey
31st May-Yi Han
13th June-Wan Ching
14th June-Jeannette
16th June-Karen
6th July-Ivan
12th Sept-Shu Ting
29th Sept-Praveen
30th Sept-Alec
2nd Oct-Germaine
6th Oct-Alvin
10th Oct-Feng Rui
27th Oct-Jun Ming
29th Oct-Wen Jie
17th Nov-Gabriel
22nd Nov-Jonathan
1st Dec-Josiah
9th Dec-Poh Yee
15th Dec-Silvia
20th Dec-Shawn

CLASS LIFE

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Definition Of A Teenager

Teenager (noun)
1) A mammal found extensive
ly throughout the planet, often clustered in groups in front of television sets. Thought to be a member of Homo Sapiens due to physical similarities, though social and emotional behavior leads many researchers to consider Teenagers to be a completely different species altogether. Very territorial.

Teenagers are extraordinarily social animals, seeking contact with their peer groups to such a great extent they will forgo family, chores, food, and responsibility. The males of the species forage for food constantly and can consume three times their weight every day. When in full plumage, the males are usually drab, marked by loose fitting garments which slide off their backsides and look ridiculous.

The females, on the other hand, sport striking colors under their eyes, throughout their hair, and on the tips of their fingers. Females often attract males by wearing garments to accentuate chest development. Males indicate their approval by staring at the display. The call of the female is complex and shrill: "Like, O m'Gosh! O m' Gosh!" Males are less vocal, signaling to other males with a salutatory "Yo. Yo. Yo. S'up? S'up? S'up?"

Teenagers line their nests with discarded undergarments. The females hold telephone receivers to their ears an average of six hours a day. When challenged for possession, they snarl and warn intruders, "I'm doing my HOMEWORK. My HOMEWORK. My HOMEWORK." The males lie immobile for hours at a time, conserving energy and listening to violent electronic signals from radios. Male Teenagers concentrate on important information by rolling their eyes, shrugging, kicking dirt and sighing. Females burst into tears and slam doors. Many Homo Sapiens families have a host-to-parasite relationship with one or more than one Teenager. These host families often develop a resistance to the parasite, rejecting them some time in the eighteenth year of life. Often, though, this rejection is merely theoretical, with the Teenager continuing to live off of the host Homo Sapiens family for many years afterward, often at great sacrifice.

2) Of, relating to, and especially EXPLAINING irrational, intolerable, or inexplicable behavior. ("She's a Teenager.")

3) A request for sympathy, offered by adult parents to each other in support. ("I have a Teenager at home.") Often accompanied by sighs, head shaking, tongue clucking, and shoulder shrugging.

-secret sea animal

k-men;
10:10 PM

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K-MEN

Name :: 06S11
Age :: wide range of values
Filled with: the dickhead,the dumb, the gamblers, the soccer freaks
filled with many people who make this class 06S11.

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